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The Blue Screen of Death

On Friday, July 19th, at or around 2pm CT, the cybersecurity company Crowdstrike released a faulty software update which caused widespread computer outages across the world, disrupting various industries including air travel, banking, hospitals and retailers. This event appears to align with the astrological symbolism of the planetary movements at the time of the outage. […]

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The Astrology of an Attempted Assassination

On July 13th, 2024, at 6:11pm, former President Donald Trump was nearly killed in an assassination attempt while giving a speech during a campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. A fateful turn of the head at the final moment when the sniper took his shot allowed Trump to avert a very public death and survive the attempted assassination. The grim image of Trump, bloodied, defiant, and raising his fist in the aftermath of the shooting, has generated an outpouring of sympathy for a historically divisive figure. 

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We Got That P.M.A.

In the past, I have been somewhat reluctant to speak publicly about my own personal experiences regarding planetary transits and their influences on my life. This reticence may be borne out of my own intense desire for privacy (Sun in Scorpio) and a tendency to avoid revealing my own inner emotional dynamics to strangers (Cancer

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The House of Bad Spirit

On, June 27th, Joe Biden and Donald Trump held their first debate of the 2024 election cycle. Public reaction to Joe Biden’s performance appears to be uniformly negative, with most voters, pundits, and even members of his own party, highlighting Biden’s apparently diminishing cognitive abilities. In addition, over the past few months, increasing attention has

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Jupiter in Gemini

On Sunday, May 26th, 2024, Jupiter left the sign of Taurus, for which he has spent the better part of a year, and made his ingress into the sign of Gemini. Jupiter’s transit, from a Venus-ruled earth sign into a Mercury-ruled air sign, indicates a significant tonal shift, not only on a macro-level, but on

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Mary, Weeping In The Tall Grass

On Friday, May 17th, 2024, the Vatican published a new document regarding alleged encounters with supernatural phenomena. The document, titled, “Norms for Proceeding in the Discernment of Alleged Supernatural Phenomena,”presents new rules concerning how the Church should respond to visions of the Virgin Mary, bleeding statues, stigmata, and other such religious experiences. Its purpose is

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Scorched Earth Linguistics: An Astrological Examination of a Rap Feud

Over the course of the last decade, an epic battle has been brewing between two rap giants: Kendrick Lamar and Drake(AKA Aubrey). After a series of short lived collaborations early in their careers, both men have since traded veiled verbal jabs over the course of several years but have remained somewhat restrained in their attacks.

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Bottleneck at the Panama Canal or: Saturn/Neptune in Pisces Vs. Mars/Mercury in Virgo

Recently, the Panama Canal has seen an increasingly dire logjam of trading vessels due to a severe drought which has affected the surrounding lakes. The lakes feed into the canal’s system of locks and gates and due to the reduced water levels, the Panama Canal Authority has not only capped the number of vessels allowed

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